This is a picture of my feet on the porch of my banda in kendwa beach. I am putting this picture on to show you my tan. It is proof that I am a need-greater and not a beach-greater. By the way, the lines are from my sandles. Obviously, I have ugly feet. Therefore in an attempt to stem the tide of commentary on the ugly characteristics of my feet, I intend to beat you all to the punch. 1. I have bunions. It is very ugly, it is very hereditary and I have no control over it. 2. Bad nail polish upkeep. Yes, it really could be avoided, but polish remover is hard to come by. Plus, I’m pretty much lazy. 3. I have unusually small feet. See number 1. 4. Strange sores on my feet and ankles. Here is how that happened. There are mosquitoes here that specialize in bitting my ankles and feet. I can control my scratching of them during the day, but when I sleep, my subconscious makes me scratch them. In other words, I scratch them in my sleep. In an attempt to stop this, I have started wearing socks on my hands. You know, like an infant or a crazy person. Anyway, in my all of my scratching, I sort of turned them into wounds and they got a little infected with all of the walking on dirty streets. I call them my festering wounds. Gross. Should you feel that this list in incomprehensive, you may add to it. But do so with the knowledge that my feet have been in Zanzibar. Twice.
I know you’re a little morbid, but why would you take a picture of a dead mans feet.
Your feet make blind kids cringe in horror.
I will name your left foot Butt and your right foot ugly.
Your feet reverse the effect that Zanzibar’s beaches have on world hunger.
Thats not nail polish, its blood blisters.
I’m kidding, I’m kidding………not really
i might be wrong, but from this vantage point your tan line looks exactly like the chinese character for ‘train wreck’.
perhaps keeping your sandals on may be a good option. or you might look around some local shops for footwear that covers more, like.. say.. moonboots.
that image of your feet will replace the whale in my nightmares.
thank you for explaining the picture in the caption though. otherwise, i would have mistaken it for two hairless cats fighting.
now those are feet any mom would be proud of!
I hope someone took a picture of you sleeping with the socks on your hands, taped at the wrists so you don’t pull them off… oh my the image i have is great. And yes your feet have been to that great island, where the natives now think all blonde girls have ugly feet..the girls thank you..
Dear Katelyn,
We are very proud of you and your feet. Jehovah says they are “comely” and who are we to argue? Keep up the good work, all of you girls!
Love, Michelle Chapa
Are you supposed to remove the old polish?? I find that just putting on a new coat does the trick! It has to look better then the bloody stump thing you got goin’ on there!! How about a hot pink… maybe more “cheery”??
I think I might have some hand socks left over from Matt & Abby… I could mail them to you… of couse, they would fit you first 2 fingers only!! Too funny! luv, luv, luv you!
Tricia
PS – Again… Kasey being a bit too sassy!!
hey! look on the bright side! neither of your feet have been amputated yet!
What? Dayton did not have a paragraph about his experiences with feet or other body parts?